Dear santa *rotfl*

[aniay]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Thursday I pulled askerian's hair (-5 points). In April I helped wakisashi_girl see the light (8 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, anal_cram_ink (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5309 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, aniay

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